The Real Estate Agency That Doesn't Believe in Houses!

We specialize in real estate for computer programmers who are so concerned about global warming that they feel guilty about every act of flatulence. If you want the "greenest" house possible, buy an empty lot from us — and then keep it that way! Live like we do, sleeping under the Chicago stars (or sun, or rain, or snow, sometimes all in the same day), living a self-righteous life of natural misery and privation. Remember our slogan: If you're in the office all the time anyway, it doesn't matter what kind of house you have.™

Improve Your Life with an Unimproved Lot!

These choice lots may appear to be located on streets, but actually none of these streets are real except 122nd St and Stony Island Boulevard. None of these lots are exactly natural, we suppose, since they're all swamps, landfills, old steel mill sites or slag dumps. Still, you'll feel proud to know your home was not built with exploited immigrant labor, does not contribute to gentrification and has a zero carbon footprint, because it's just you sitting on the damp ground! Is that ecologically-conscious, or what?

Click on any marker to see the land you could own, for only a great deal of money!